You have to check out this funny video of senior comedian Julia Scotti where she talks about how her bad habits have been catching up with her.
“All my bad habits finally caught up with me. Oh, all the bad habits that people told me, don’t do that, they’ll catch up,” said Julia. “They didn’t just catch up with me, my bad habits, they dragged me into an alley and beat the snot out of me.” Then the audience starts laughing.
“I’m telling you, in the last three years, I’ve had both hips replaced, both of them. I had my spine surgically rebuilt. I had a pacemaker put in with a defibrillator. So if at some point during the show, I go flying across the stage, don’t worry.” The audience starts to crack up again. “And I had quadruple bypass surgery.” Wow, Julia has really been through it!
“My doctor says – my doctor says, now, with all these surgeries I’ve had, I could live to be 100. I’m telling you, I’ve had so many parts moved around, I’m starting to feel like Mrs. Potato Head,” shares Julia as the audience giggles out loud.
What a funny lady! She then continues telling the audience the many reasons why she doesn’t want to live to be 100. And her explanations have everyone in the room laughing!
Julia’s comedy skit is her first time being a part of the Dry Bar Comedy special. And her humor will have anyone who is getting a little older laughing from start to finish.
We hope that you enjoyed this video and it was able to bring you some smiles and laughs today!
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